“Oops, I Forgot to Have Children” Tee

“Oops, I forgot to have children” — a retro-flavored confession for people whose plans went wonderfully differently. Honest, funny, and extremely giftable.

The shirt is a structured 100% cotton classic tee (sport grey is 90/10; heather colors are 50/50) at a sturdy 5.0–5.3 oz weight, with taped neck and shoulders and double-seamed sleeves and hem.

Designed by Rose Gold Co — queer-owned, printed on demand, ships worldwide.