"Worthless Lesbian Club" Hoodie

Membership requirements: be a lesbian, be a little unwell about it. The Worthless Lesbian Club hoodie is peak self-deprecating sapphic humor — soft enough to live in, funny enough to start conversations at the function.

Under the joke is a seriously cozy hoodie: 50/50 pre-shrunk cotton-poly at 8 oz, a double-lined hood with matching drawcord, and a quarter-turned body so there's no crease down the middle. The pouch pocket holds your phone; the rib-knit cuffs keep the cold out.

Designed by Rose Gold Co — queer-owned, printed on demand, ships worldwide.