“Anxiety Is Chronic but This Ass Is Iconic” Hoodie

“Anxiety is chronic but this ass is iconic” — printed where affirmations belong. For high-strung icons who deserve a soft place to spiral.

Fabric-wise you're getting an 8 oz 50/50 cotton-poly blend, air-jet spun so it stays soft and resists pilling, plus a double-lined hood with matching drawcord, a front pouch pocket, and double-needle stitching where it counts. Sizes S–5XL in six colors.

Designed by Rose Gold Co — queer-owned, printed on demand, ships worldwide.