“Easily Distracted by Cats & Women” Embroidered Bucket Hat

If your attention span belongs to exactly two things — cats and women — this hat is fair warning. “Easily Distracted by Cats & Women” is stitched right on the front, so everyone knows why you stopped mid-sentence.

It's cut from 100% cotton twill with a 3¾ inch crown, a 2¼ inch brim that actually keeps the sun off, and sewn eyelets for breathability. One size fits most; choose black, navy, or white.

Designed by Rose Gold Co — queer-owned, printed on demand, ships worldwide.