"Anxiety Is Chronic but This Ass Is Iconic" Sweatshirt

Self-aware and self-assured in the same sentence. "Anxiety is chronic but this ass is iconic" is for anyone managing a nervous system and a reputation at the same time — dark humor up top, unshakeable confidence below.

You're getting a sturdy, warm crewneck: 50% cotton, 50% polyester, pre-shrunk so the fit stays true. The air-jet spun yarn feels soft from day one, and the double-stitched collar, cuffs, and hem hold up to daily wear. Available in sizes S through 5XL.

Designed by Rose Gold Co — queer-owned, printed on demand, ships worldwide.