"No Hetero" Men's Athletic Shorts

"No hetero" — the punchline that doubles as a fact. These athletic shorts bring the joke to leg day and the receipts to Pride.

Built from 91% recycled polyester and 9% spandex microfiber with four-way stretch, they wick moisture, dry fast, and block sun at UPF50+ — plus a 6.5 inch inseam, mesh side pockets, a flat drawstring waistband, and no liner.

Designed by Rose Gold Co — queer-owned, printed on demand, ships worldwide.